Its Only Rape If...

Its only rape if my pants are all the way off,
Don’t worry officer I kissed her before I took off,
I read the book, I know all the rules, its only rape if I have my pants all the way off,
Movin off topic, as you stand there, only man on bike I know, you must be a dike,
Picturing the sit between your butt cheeks, Mr. gay officer, do not get offended,
I actually think it is splendid,
Now I give you complement, can we forget the suspension ?
Please? I smile, I beg you with my buck teeth, please?

(Its only rape if…) I know what I can do, I reach up under seat,
(Its only rape if…) now do not look away, do not play with your zipper zip,
(its only rape if…) please do not fondle authorities, I come from chin-na, repect for you all,
Now I bow, please do not take this as a sexual advancement, your gay ways to advanced,
(its only rape if…) now I’m here on my knees, good thing your not straight, no blow job for you,
No worry about you grabbing my head, even though I put your hand on it, its not really rape…
(its only rape if…) I suck on it.. ? Like a lollipop, you like? I know your gay, do not put up a fight!
This America, its okay to be dike, to go put your fat ass back on bike!
Mr. gay officer get the fuck away, I do nothing wrong, so I steal your mothers thong, she was not at the crime,
I swear it, no its (Its only rape if…) I had my pants up, not down, its only rape if, I make her get down,

Mr. gay officer, this was not suppose to be sexual but, yes if you let me go, I give it to you up the butt,
Just relax and keep stand, you turn around, yes there you go, was I sneak off, there I go!
Run run Mr. short chin-knees man, get the fuck away from that Mr. gay cop!
You know what he wants, the chin-knees man screaming “No hen without cock!”
Meaning, no cock for you! You show me ID, haha, hehe no cop for you, you bent over and turn around,
I read the book, as long as I don’t clown around (Its only rape if…)
I will not drop my pants, I hold them up, doesn’t take much for chin-knees man to give you what you want!
Running with my small short feet, see if I can get away, Mr. big black officer named bubba, chasing me down,
Oh my god, I know what he wantsta!

But bubba screaming out, come back come back, I didn’t mean to,
His giant penis, very offence, nothing like that, not without expenses of…
(Its only rape if!) but, its only rape if! (Its only rape if…)
Go look at the book, you read the rules, you tell me, I drop no pants,
I do no crime, she was willing I swear, those were tears of enjoyment!
Its cause I’m chin-knees, I bet if I asked big black man to join in…
Just cause my penis size has to be, less “bong in!” I still do my job,
I still know what to do, stupid slut, didn’t want “small sized man” even though she held my hand,
My gay officer she said she loved me, dragged off in cuffs, doesn’t this seem familiar..
(its only rape with) I try to tell them at my trail..(its only rape if) Its not like I rapped a child, you go after Michal!
Jackson, yes, he’s your man! I didn’t drop my pants, the rules clearly state, in the book of rape!
(Its only rape if!) go on, look in the bible! I do nothing wrong! Just cause I no huge muscels, I’m not that strong.. You think I could hold big girl down?
Her rolls always feel down, friggin along her knees, there’s where her boobies!

(its only rape if..) but nobody understands..(only its rape if) cause I’m chin-knees man..
I might be small, but I still have needs, fucking fat fuck, down her knees…my pants were held up, please!
Locked away with bubba…uh-oh, now there’s a breeze, he-he, it kind of tickled…oh fuck, that’s not a pickle…
The guard shout out “lights out” no, no please, I’ll give you  nickel, all I have left, let me out, let me out!
(Its only rape if…but, its only rape if…)
(Its only rape if…)